hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

liam buchan is gay !

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Knock knock Come In.......

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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