Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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How did th-A fridge.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Women's rights

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Johnson stops eating

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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