Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Nock Nock It's open.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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