Hey, Max!!

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Anti Joke

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