- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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