Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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pickle juice?

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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A snake walks into a bar

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