Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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