- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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