"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Yo mamas so fat

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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