EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Snausages.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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myspace

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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