There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Black People.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Womens rights

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

I went river dancing once. I fell in

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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