What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Penis

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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