What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Anti Joke

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