- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

twilight

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Cows go moo.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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