Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Cows go moo.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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twilight

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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