Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Ham sandwich

What do you call a black priest? Father

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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