Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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