How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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poo is yummy

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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