Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Dani barton= lovely

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What did I do last night?work

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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