what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Scientology.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Alex Eggbert

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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obama's promises

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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