Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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I lost my tractor.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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