What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

I am a n1gger.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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