How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Yo mamas so fat

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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