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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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