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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Dani barton from bob chuckles

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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