- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Girls Basketball.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

since when?

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I saw a shovel once.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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