- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

I lost my tractor.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Women's rights...

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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