- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did he die? He was sick.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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