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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Gianni

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

for keeps?

knock knock who's there aids

I'm gay. No homo.

Alex Eggbert

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

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