- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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