- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

.....Carrot Top....

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What looks like a dick? A penis

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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