A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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No. Yes.

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THE GAME

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Thanks

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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