- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

19th amendment

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Matt is not funny.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

knock knock who's there police

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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