A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

I am a n1gger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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