- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Pickles

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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