- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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