Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Penis.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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