- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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