A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Reed is poopin

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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