What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Joe Biden

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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the real mccoy

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Reed is poopin

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Anti Joke

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