Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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