a man walks into horse bar

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

womens rights

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

this is a joke

Why did he die? He was sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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