- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Yes.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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