Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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hit the thumbs down button

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Iggy Azalea

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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