- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

knock knock come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.