Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

My butt!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

what did one tree say to the other? move over

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

pineapples

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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