- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Knock, Knock. Come In.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Your Mom.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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