So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Knock knock, Come in...

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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