- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Women's rights

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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