- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A black man didn't walk into a bar

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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