How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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No. Yes.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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THE GAME

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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I am a n1gger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Thanks

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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