shea kisses a girl

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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penis

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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