How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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