- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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