- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Who is a knob? ross d

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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