- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Women.

Weiner

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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