- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.