- Anti Joke

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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