A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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test

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Penis

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drake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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miley cyrus

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Republicans

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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