a man walks into horse bar

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Society.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Matt Damon

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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