- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Comedy.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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