Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A black man didn't walk into a bar

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A guy has cancer. He dies.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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