What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Emily Brunelle is skinny

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Knock knock. Death.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Anagram.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

IU football

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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