A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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