How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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God

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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