Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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