What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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matt shut up

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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