why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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69

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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