What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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