What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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