What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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