What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Mitch

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Anti Joke

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