What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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matt shut up

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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