- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

matt shut up

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

Mitch

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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