Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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God

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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