- Anti Joke

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.