Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Woman.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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