- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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