- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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