If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Ms. Smoot's class

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

want a balloon? yeah

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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