- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Who is a knob? ross d

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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